Lead Singer Syndrome: When a singer feels they are the most important part of the band, and without them, there is no band.
Hello Again Dudes and Dudettes,
This week, I’ll be discussing Lead Singer Syndrome (LSS). This is a crazy epidemic striking bands at every level of the rock industry. While everyone knows you have to be some sort of ego-maniac to be a rockstar, there are limits that must be obeyed. For example, wussy bands like Boston and Styx all get along REALLY WELL. This is because they all share and tell each other how amazing they are. While this is a little sad and pathetic for rockers to do, there is some logic behind it.
Take GNR, Axl Rose is an ass. He always has been and always will be. He thought he was so wonderful that he could carry on the GNR legacy will an entirely new lineup (did anyone actually listen to “Chinese Democracy”?). He’s an idiot. He should have recognized the talent that stood behind him (cough cough Slash). Now, obviously GNR is one of the most talented rock groups to have ever graced the airwaves, but GNR is not just Axl Rose. Just because your name is in the title dude doesn’t mean you’re all of it.
What about Skid Row? Another rockin band with a lead singer that should have given more credit to his band. Sebastian Bach, you will forever be one of my favorite vocalists, but seriously, your hair and vocal chords weren’t the only amazing thing about Skid Row. The instrumentals seriously rocked and made the Youth Go Wild everywhere.
We all know Buckcherry. But did you know they are a completely different band now than when they started? It’s the truth! Josh Todd has some serious LSS. He thinks he is the shit. Man, I love his voice and tatts, but dude, your first band was KICK ASS. New Buckcherry is good too, but I don’t think Todd should have switched. Let the ego cool down a tad, Todd.
There’s some new talent (well..not really) in a band called Burn Halo. Their singer, James Hart, used to front a band named Eighteen Visions. Good band. Goooood band. Their sound was raw and had energy. However, they didn’t really go anywhere. James left to pursue something that would get him famous. Now he’s got Burn Halo and still…has not gone anywhere…He’s still so local I met him in a bar. James, Jim, Jimmy-Boy, you might need to start thanking your band for all of your accomplishments thus far.
Motley Crue. Baddest of the Badasses. Vince Neil. Nuff Said.
As for bands that I think have really stuck together, kept each other motivated, and didn’t suck while they did it: AC/DC, Avenged Sevenfold, Halestorm, Seether, Papa Roach, etc. are just a few examples.
Check in eventually and I’ll have more definitions and opinions to go ‘round :)